this is getting sad:

sometimes ALL you have is your computer and a fantasy/daydream! the dude you like TOTALLY isn’t calling you- so you’re left googling the shit out of him. i get it! it’s fine. we’ve all done it. we’ve all been there. but this isn’t real. just because Susan miller’s astrology website tells you that his being [...]

the blind leading the blind (part 21):

1. if you like a girl, just call her. please CALL her.

2. if you like a boy, DON’T call him. Let him call YOU!

3. don’t wait for the phone to ring. you should be juggling men, reading a book, going to the gym, and working towards taking over the world ALL AT ONCE!

4. Hey m [...]

SHORT FILM #5. BOYCRAZY BIKINI MISHAP:

boycrazy bikini mishap: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

SHORT FILM #4. WAKING UP IN ECHO PARK:

boycrazy waking up in echo park from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

SHORT FILM #3. BOYCRAZY GETS A JOB:

boycrazy gets a job: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

SHORT FILM #2. BOYCRAZY AT THE DRUGSTORE:

boycrazy at the drugstore: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

SHORT FILM #1. BOYCRAZY IN BED:

boycrazy in bed from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

dude of the day!!!

yes! it’s been too long! here’s today’s ‘dude of the day’!

hello! Hi. Have you two met? Oh, no? Well allow me to introduce you to the sexiest dude in the ENTIRE world! during this interview, i was totally off my game. who am i kidding? I’m ALWAYS off my game! jk jk! i am NOT [...]

PART 2 – the things we do to keep from being alone:

sometimes you just want to cum. but what’s better? masturbating or basically being licked/jerked off by some disconnected stranger? is it better to just be alone when you’re not looking or even wanting to be in love/a serious relationship? or is that the perfect time to mess around with someone who shares this same mentality: [...]

the things we do to keep from being alone:

one of the worst things when you give your body to someone, is when they are looking right at you- and you know they can’t see you. you want to be touched, you think you’ll be special to them, you like kissing, and hugging, and licking, and fucking too- but you’re with someone who is [...]