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you’re my hero a-dubs.
Way to put yourself out there, Alexi. And um, yeah, I’m pretty sure Mr. Combs doesn’t discriminate against white girls! Good luck
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Girl, you should totally just go for Mos Def. He seems more approachable/not so intimidating. Like a nice cuddly warm teddy bear.
Hahaha. Diddy is so rude… and sexy…
This is hilarious.
I do have a liking to Mos though. yummmmmmmmmmmm
p.s. we could even share lip gloss when we go on dates. and you could use your charming phrase “let’s go” even though we weren’t moving.
You already know this, but you are cute! Thanks for morning smiles!
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hahaha @ Chris.
why in gods name would you want anything to do with diddy. he eats babies.
i agree to go after Mos or Common, hes a yummy beige rapper.
you go girl! :p
lmao this is classic! I don’t agree w/ Diddy being your 1st choice but Mos Def yummm imagine falling asleep to that deep smooth voice everynight? yikes!
you coulda chosen a hotter blk dude yo
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HAHA! Yes, girl. Yes!
Eminem as a next choice, really? After all that surgery he’s so scary!
I guess I could make post like this too, but instead P. Diddy I would adress Mr. George Clooney or J.Law
Girl, mos def is sooooo the hottiest of all those dudez.
LexO,
Read your wish letter to Diddy.
Yo, it’s a pitty that he can’t
see how pretty you be
he’d be climing up a tree if he
only knew the diff between white green tea
and verve clique.
I will send William to his door if he doesn’t
respond. Love you, Lady D and Miss E
omg Alexi i love you!
go for mos def, I met him once on the streets, he is chill. And fine.
wow, this is like a mos def fanclub page.
i promise; if we were to date, I’d let you (how do you say) ‘turn me out’?
LOL!!!
i love you alexi aka a-dubs
Awesome letter, if that doesn’t get him then I don’t know what would. BTW – I would scratch Kanye if it were my list (which it isn’t) since he is the #1 d-bag in hip hop =)
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I must say this OPEN Letter is awesome its all over twitter
Follow me @inisia. Look foward to reading more.
OMG this is priceless!!
I LOVED this. I love those guys, especially Lil Wayne, Kanye & Drake–It’s not even the looks, it’s all of that ATTITUDE. and the voice on Lil Wayne could get me any time, any place, anywhere.
This was an awesome read!
Hahahaha this is great, but seriously……
Drake, yes please!
I vote for Pharrell, he’s ace
You and I would be great friends.
You should go for T.I. and mail this to his jail cell.
You could visit him and such.
And do all that 50 cent 21 questions shit.
I’m with T, Pharrell is gorgeous.
Haha I´m gonna get to work on writing my own celebrity crush letter. But there are so many to choose from. I guess I should get to work on writing a celebrity crush list and narrowing down my choices. Wow, this is more difficult than I thought.
i forgot about kid cudi, ludacris, and pharrell! total babes! shit! i’d say jay z, but he belongs to beyonce! and i’m really happy for them! xo
RZA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh man, you are crazy. the stickers and buttons just dropped to my mailbox today and it’s going to take some effort to get all of them around! but i’ll do my best. you’re worth it. xo
you might wanna look up mos def’s track record with his wives. and kids. mighty mos dont play around.
* this is an excellent letter.
**this letter might be legally binding.
(…) Tim Burton/nightmare before Christmas character-esque blogger girl with a leggo haircut (…)
love it
I’m sure all Sean Combs’ on planet earth are into those kinda girls
You are most wondrous and shall lead the children out of the shadow of the valley of the Yucky. Amen.
i’m with cee on RZA. he’s sessy.
Do you even understand what “turn me out” means….
yes, it used to officially mean: turn me into a prostitute. but it also has a lighter casual meaning nowadays. it’s slang. calm down.
i follow him on twitter… basically he and martha stewart are the reason i joined. http://m.twitter.com/IAmDiddy
i just saw your commercial!!!! =)
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i hope diddy reads this and takes you out on a super hot date or something with any and all rendezvous and whatnot..however you spell that r word if i spelled it right.
This is great. Easily the best thing I’ve read all year…and I read ‘everything is illuminated’ this year. You work it out.
“a dubs” love it.
a stripper once told me she was going to turn me out
you just like him because he looks like you if you were black and a man! this is not an insult, i think you are very pretty. just sayin.
I see what you see in Diddy. He’s probably smiling right now as he reads my comment on your post about him.
Pharrel is delicious but he knows it which would mean he could not love you like he should.
It is very important that you stay away from mos def. he has several hundred children by different women.
Your stories are good but I think your “hip hop” dance move (note: I said, “move” as in singular”) is better!
haha! you’re so right.. u look like something out of the nightmare before christmas. love your hair! the cut the colour and the texture!
I needed this laugh the Holidays were draining…Mom Def rocks but he along with ludicris are super short…(I think) I’m 6′… shorter men MOST of the time turn me off *lol* Now Kid Cudi YUMMY-O!!!
posted this on my fbook page b/c i am a DIDDY DIE HARD FAN. It was a hit, my girls loved this ish, i never make comments on ur blog, but i do read it.
all i want is Diddy Dirty Money to read it.
Diddy is a scorpio btw…
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Fucking go for Drake!
He’s hot AND jewish!
That’s a fucking win!
Alexi, you are so absolutely beautiful! You take my breath away everytime I see you in the York Peppermint Patty commercial. I hope to see you more (on tv) in the future! Best of luck with everything! Even if its in your Puffy quest!
P.S. It’s my birthday today!! So I figured I’d put that out there! =D