the boys of american apparel:

well, i found another one! a hot babe who works at american apparel! except THIS one has a super kuh-razy thick moustache and abs of steel! I’m almost afraid to tell you which store he works at, because you might try to spy on him… oh all-right: THE MELROSE STORE!  his name is Nate! he [...]

PART 2: mark ‘THE COBRASNAKE’ hunter speaks!

So, HOPEFULLY,  you saw part one YESTERDAY! well, here’s part 2 assholes! I actually PREFER part 2. It gets a bit looser. we talk about boobs, dungeons and dragons, being an ass master, and we finally get to talking about MY boobs, and the anal sexxx!
He’s STILL in the hammock, but his lips are moving [...]

deep inside the factory – american apparel:

oh my goodness. so, i did it! i had my FIRST visit to the American apparel factory in downtown Los Angeles. HQ if you will; where ALL the magic happens. it was a little daunting. not only is there a huge American apparel store NEXT to the actual factory, where i spent 2 hours shopping and trying [...]

the boy who ACTUALLY likes crime scene sex:

oh my fucking god! the hills was OFF the the motherfucking chain last night! that shizzzz was fucking AWESOME! 

*spoiler alert, spoiler alert: the bar fight, the new characters, a more likable lo, audrina’s make-up is less severe, lo and audrina friendly with one another, Brody and Spencer face to face! what the fuck???

as usual i [...]

the boys of american apparel:

he’s sexy, english AND the manager of the melrose AMERICAN APPAREL! excuse me?! does it get any better?! hear him speak, watch his lips move as they enunciate basic thoughts and ideas that make you quiver just cuz he’s soooo cute! THEN go find him for yourself and ask him on a date! he’s gorge!!!! [...]

excuse me,what?:

boycrazy bullshit post: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.
after being asked the question “what’s something you hate about girls?”, this is what one young man replied with. short and sweet. i love how boys have the ability to get to the goddamn point.

***************UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE************************
I’M SOOO SORRY! I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY AUDACITY. HOW THE [...]

the boys of american apparel:

Recently, like a traitor to my people, I’ve started working out. i hate exercise- EXCEPT in the form of sex & ab crunches only as a byproduct of giving blow jobs (the ones where you’re lying on your back and the dude’s above you-you know what I’m talking about!) so working out in any other [...]

dude of the day!!!!!

Who the hell is this guy? And what was he doing at space 1520 on cahuenga??? Why did I waste so much money flying overseas (London, Paris, Italy, Hamburg and all over Switzerland) to have romantic rendezvous’ with exotic looking dudes who barely speak English, don’t feel the need to bathe on a daily [...]

the boys of american apparel:

this boy is adorable! i don’t know if it’s cuz he’s young, has super long hair or what?! it could be a million different things combined! i’ve seen him at the store he works at for a while and he’s always a sweetheart, in a good mood, free of a bad attitude. he got a bit [...]

dude of the day!!!!!

Look at this dude? who the hell does he think he is??? just because he’s a male model who has tattoos that probably drive the designers he works for kuh-razy AND he knows how to play scrabble AND he can read (see stack of books he keeps to his left at all times) doesn’t mean he has the [...]