of course i met two lovely guys at m cafe! it’s a place where ONLY good things happen!
meet Sebastian! he’d seen my b l o g on street carnage, we started chatting, and he TOTALLY agreed to let me steal a bit of his soul for my site! yay! ever seen the movie [...]
meet Adam Bravin! aka: dj Adam 12! aka: 1/2 of the band ‘she wants revenge‘ -
(whose second studio album is in stores now muthah-fuckahs)!
watch us hang out and chat, while Adam makes us the BEST coffee in the ENTIRE WORLD!
Adam isn’t a boy, he’s a man. he knows what he wants, he’s experienced, and no question i [...]
you saw the commercial on Monday. well, the time has come! an actual interview with a man dude who has some serious life experience. this is karl, mark ‘the cobrasnake’ hunter’s grandpa! maybe this interview will help shape up the lazy mongrels that are walking around town claiming to be men! Karl is a man [...]
this guy is serious! dead serious! serious about the hot new look he’s sporting! fresh haircut (check), mini hoop earring (check), huge brain with a plan for world domination (check,check,check!)
Who is he? What’s his story? Who cares?! the dude’s got a bangin’ new haircut and doesn’t give a fizz-uck! He reminds me of someone, but [...]
this is sonny! sonny and i clearly started out on the wrong foot! we met at a super casual/yet uuber chic dinner party – where he was instantly snarky with me! with every question i asked him, i got an answer that in no way resembled the truth. but, being the people pleaser that i [...]
yes! it’s been too long! here’s today’s ‘dude of the day‘!
hello! Hi. Have you two met? Oh, no? Well allow me to introduce you to the sexiest dude in the ENTIRE world! during this interview, i was totally off my game. who am i kidding? I’m ALWAYS off my game! jk jk! i am NOT [...]
Ever heard of the phrase: jack of all trades, master of none? well that motto does NOT apply here! Meet Omar Doom! Jack of all trades and MASTER of all those trades! Yeah! Pow! Boom! he’s an actor, musician, painter, AND my new friend!
Omar is ALSO my FAVORITE bastard in the new Quentin Tarantino film: [...]
well, i found another one! a hot babe who works at american apparel! except THIS one has a super kuh-razy thick moustache and abs of steel! I’m almost afraid to tell you which store he works at, because you might try to spy on him… oh all-right: THE MELROSE STORE! his name is Nate! he [...]
So, HOPEFULLY, you saw part one YESTERDAY! well, here’s part 2 assholes! I actually PREFER part 2. It gets a bit looser. we talk about boobs, dungeons and dragons, being an ass master, and we finally get to talking about MY boobs, and the anal sexxx!
He’s STILL in the hammock, but his lips are moving [...]
So it FINALLY happened! I wrangled mark ‘the cobrasnake’ hunter to do an interview with me! He’s constantly on the go, a citizen of the world, and I finally caught him in one spot! I mean, the dude’s been near Karl Lagerfeld! That’s gotta mean SOMETHING to SOMEONE! HE doesn’t read my blog, but I think his MOM does….which [...]
