The size of my thighs, and other things no one cares about:

When did everyone start using the term ‘boning’? i know it was used in the 80’s and stuff, but it’s back in a major way and I’m just not clear on when it began to resurface. at first i was appalled and totally not a fan. but just like the rest of pop culture, it’s [...]

Make it happen/Keep it sexy, bitches:

Being single can be one of the most awesomely amazing things in the whole wide world…..so if you’re alone and feeling bummed out about it, lets change that! turn looking for men into a competitive sport. it’ll give you incentive to maintaining your figure, face, and privates. if you’re overweight, lose it! if you have [...]

The Next Day…

So it’s the day after Thanksgiving. I’m hoping none of us gained over 4 pounds. I hate how hard people try to make you fat during holidays. i went on a date last night, and every time his grandmother offered me pie-it was borderline relentless, i would just point to my date and say that [...]

I Like Boys……

I’ve been referred to as a manizer, a maneater (both literally and figuratively-yuck!), a flirt, a makeout bandit, out of control, blah blah blah. i won’t launch into the whole double standard between men and women! it is what it is, and so i choose not to care. i like looking at goodlooking boys. they’re [...]