If you want to fall in love, and you’ve had bad luck in the past, or you’re just unclear/not sure about what you want in someone……Make a wish list! it helps you be clear, daydream, and specify what actually matters to you! here’s mine- so you don’t think I’m just trying to make you do [...]
So, the new year is nearly upon us and LOTS of things need to change!!! Ask yourselves these questions: Are you happy? do you like who you see in the mirror? are you in love? Do you want to be in love? Do you have a serious crush on someone? Do you dress like a [...]
31. drink earl grey tea. it’s fancy and good.
32. make oranges your new best friend. they smell good and taste just as good as they smell. like supermodels! yes, i know i shouldn’t advocate eating, but sometimes you have to! and these take a while to peel! so, in the time you could have eaten [...]
I’m a little glum. Lately I’ve been keeping away from even looking in forever 21. And today, when I decide to venture in….the inventory is seriously disappointing. I used to love going inside, getting lost for hours, running into stylish girlfriends of mine and making the covert hand to the lips gesture signifying “you never [...]
21. just because you have bangs, doesn’t mean you can pick at your face-under your bangs.
22. Just because you exercise, doesn’t mean you can binge eat.
23. don’t be a stripper. It’s not cool
24. don’t get the lap band. even I’m not this lazy! and I’m a mulchy lazy couch monger.
25. always sleep with your bra [...]
Please don’t think I’m a COMPLETE asshole, but the other day- while I was eating at whole foods-(something I put together ALL BY MYSELF at the salad bar) I was TOTALLY put off my food when a homeless person walked by me. I didn’t want to be put off my food/lose my appetite for sooo [...]
Handicapped toilet stalls=treating yourself. now that you’ve taken my advice and are venturing out of the hot babe’s house, whose eyes you’d like to remain sexy in…..for public restrooms anywhere you can find one…i have another HOT TIP. When given the choice, and faced with an empty bathroom, ALWAYS choose the handicapped stall. It’s WAY [...]
Public restrooms will save your relationship. Doubt me all you want. tell me I’m crazy, and that I should fuck off-but I kid you not, don’t use your boyfriends bathroom. In an early interview with Marilyn Manson and Dita Von teese-they answered the question: “what’s the secret to a happy marriage?” Answer: “keep the bathroom [...]
I’m sick of being such a negative/downer. only asking dudes what they hate about girls- so this is a very exciting, newly updated version of “what dudes hate about girls”, entitled, “what dudes HATE and LOVE about girls” starring (like an elusive silhouette in the dark) Tim Barber! I’d never heard of this Tim Barber, [...]
no! it’s Sunday! you shouldn’t even be on the Internet, let alone reading blogs! I’m flattered, but you shouldn’t have. i understand that there’s a lot of down time, and it’s the perfect opportunity to read my blog-but I’m out humiliating myself now and collecting stories to tell you. if you’re not all caught up [...]
