Who the hell is this guy? And what was he doing at space 1520 on cahuenga??? Why did I waste so much money flying overseas (London, Paris, Italy, Hamburg and all over Switzerland) to have romantic rendezvous’ with exotic looking dudes who barely speak English, don’t feel the need to bathe on a daily basis, and have sex all epic and animal like- when I could’ve stayed in my hometown with this guy! LOOK AT HIS FUCKING PILLOW CUSHION LIPS! I’m sorry; I just fainted, what’s happening? Oh yeah…from what I can remember, when I was taking his pic, this guy spoke English (that’s a bonus, right?), but I couldn’t hear a word he said. He had holes in his sweater; his hands were all rugged and rough! And the best part: he SMELLED European. LOOK AT HIS SKIN. It’s all olivey toned! and those eyes that look so deep and sad. Lets face it. This dude would fuck the shit out of you! I’m just worried that he might be too nice (Is there such a thing? YES!) and end up falling in love with you. If you meet this dude in person, let him prove me wrong. But you can still let him fuck the shit of you. What’s that phrase? 'Fuck till you bleed'? Anywayzies, it’s the least he can do.
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-I can't even.. - Did you actually just say "fuck till you bleed"..???? And now I'm vomiting.
i did. i said it.
Wow now THAT is a photo of what sex looks like!
i want to go to there...
oh please! vomiting, really, anonymous?? fuck till you bleed...rub till it bleeds...it's all so delicious. it takes dedication, that's all.
nevermind the mainstream, my boy crazy harlot! i heart you real hard.
Wow Audra, you are so risque. actually maybe just uneducated. Last time I checked, equating enjoyment with blood coming out of one's nether regions during sex when one is not on their period never meant counterculture, but I guess the skank dictionary is your only point of reference. Please enlighten us... hahahhahaa!
Eeew I really don't like that you spoke of my beautiful friend in this manner. You're horrible.
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