i love isaac:

UNZIPPED holds a VERY special place in my heart. it is a documentary about fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi. this film changed my life. it inspired me to move to new york immediately after graduating high school and showed me how exciting and glamorous life could be. the world is what you make it. figure out what you love doing and do it. make your world whatever it is you want it to be by surrounding yourself with people and things that represent who you are and what you love. here are some lovely pieces from the film. the weekend is approaching, you've got time.& while you're at it, say hello to my new friend zac sebastian.

the blind leading the blind PART 4:

31. drink earl grey tea. it's fancy and good.
32. make oranges your new best friend. they smell good and taste just as good as they smell. like supermodels! yes, i know i shouldn't advocate eating, but sometimes you have to! and these take a while to peel! so, in the time you could have eaten two snickers bars, you're still in the midst of enjoying your new bff...the orange! pow!
33. don't eat carbs.
34. everything has carbs.
35. if you hate his sheets, and you happen to have your period, just bleed on them. this may sound embarrassing, but it's a small price to pay for getting what you want.
36. you are a woman. you are always in control.
37. try not to spend EVERY night at his house! i know you're all excited and happy, but don't forget you have your own life to maintain! plus, this will make him respect and desire you even more! no joke!

38. don't eat as much as the boy you're dating. you will only gain weight! guys are a mysterious being that can eat whatever they like and never gain weight. at least the boys we are attracted to. you're not trying to date the bitter clerk at the dmv who has a gut and dreams about raping you.

39. I'm really sorry if your dad/uncle has a gut,works as a clerk at the dmv, or dreams of/or is currently raping you. seriously, i had no idea. I'm not looking to offend anyone here.

40. you're not allowed to buy art at ikea! it is not a quick fix. ikea doesn't sell art anyway! they sell mass produced posters. be careful. (this coming from the girl who shops at forever 21 and target. shut your mouth!) xoxo