BROSLIST.COM:

hey ASSHOLES, are you on BROSLIST YET??? 

what's BROSLIST? it's only the COOLEST/NEWEST/SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE! 

it's a craigslist/myspace/facebook hybrid, with a sense of humor and taste!

a social networking site AND a classified website that enables surfers to buy, sell and trade used surf gear, find cheap places to stay all over the world, get rides to the beach and land work. even the profile questions are more fun than facebook and myspace!

It's free to sign up, it takes 5 minutes to create your 'Brofile' - which can double as a private surf shop, let you post pics/videos or just help you reconnect with that girl or dude you met on the beach and fucked on a sandy rock or whatevs!

use the site, share it with ALL your bros, make friends, troll for hot/chiseled/hard as a rock-surfer babes! I'M SERIOUS, it's all hot dudes! SUPER dude heavy! i CAN'T stress that enough!

hot, fit, sexy dudes....who probably ALL have big dicks. let's face it, they're not cocky for NO reason you dirty whores!

make me proud and start prowling for surfer/beach/Malibu babes now! I DID and i've been hit on by some super rad dudes already! yayzers!

these dudes are legit too; fit, toned, have jobs and a mode of transportation..... OTHER than their surfboards! cowabunga!

it's new, so start bragging to all your lame ass friends about how cool and ahead of the curve you are and how stupid they are for not being down with the future of the internet! 

so click here to set up your brofile bitches!!!

xoxox

CHARLES SMITH PART 1- AKA "REGARDING CHARLIE":

This may be the BEST video post of a man boy I've done yet! I'm NOT joking. i tried to lube you up for this one with a 'charlie pre post'...but i don't even think that could have gotten you ready for this. 

This is Charles Smith: a pure bred, 5th generation, native Los Angelino- brentwood bitches! he's a charmer and he's dangerous. not in an evil way, but dangerous nonetheless. no one is safe when he's around. he'll make you forget that you were late for work 20 minutes ago and somehow ended up in his van headed for Mexico (which is really NOT the best idea nowadays). 

Charlie MAY or MAY NOT be a new character on the hills. all right, HE IS (i saw his handsome face in the trailer! it's not a crime to have eyes that i can see with, geeze!)...who knows if he'll end up on the cutting room floor? but that will ONLY happen if the presidents of show biz are kuh-razy! the only difference between charlie and the previous dudes on the hills is MAJOR: charlie is NOT a douchebag. 

Sometimes i worry about him. he's in that bizarre, confusing, frustrating, stressful(i could use MORE adjectives-but won't) and difficult time between being a GROWN UP MAN and a FUN TIMES BOY. i worry that his humour (yeah, spelled with a 'u')and wit will be wasted on endless nights of raging at parties all around town. 

PLUS, I'm not sure if he's happy and i wonder what will make him happy. but what i DO know is that he brings everyone around him happiness. (which is probably a lot of pressure on him.) that being said, i know 'fun times charlie' will be great no matter what, whatever he decides to do- WHENEVER he decides to do it. 

And as summertime approaches, I'll be doing a followup with him, the warriors of radness and other majorly hot babes..as they get all dressed up in their surf gear and freak us out with their crazy wave moves. i don't surf and i clearly don't know the jargon. but i will!

boycrazy interview- charlie part 1: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

boycrazy interview- charlie part 2: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

this is a big deal:

CHARLES SMITH is coming! soon he will even be beamed into your tv, so you can LOOK at him, ENJOY him, FEEL his presence and stare into his eyes. all in the privacy of your own home.

if you don't quite understand, that's fine...you WILL!!!

a profile on this man/boy is coming VERY soon. xoxo