Showing posts with label charles smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label charles smith. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2009

CHARLES SMITH PART 2-AKA "CHARLIE CASANOVA":

THE SESSION GETS SEXIER: There's something about this guy, i just can't put my finger on it. the word 'nasty' comes to mind. but in a GOOD way! i've been watching him, studying him, gageing him, spending time with him...i've even taken yoga with him. 

i've never seen his private's- but the rumor is: it's a tad smaller than a Budweiser beer can. super gurthy, but you'll ONLY get hurt in THE BEST way. he's not notorious for giving girls herpes, urinary tract infections or even AIDS...which pretty much makes him a keeper nowadays! 

look at that whimsical yet wicked stare. it's as if his eyes see right through you, past your heart and all the way down into your panties. this dude will most likely fuck the shit out of you, THEN convince you that it's OK that he'll be in bed with ANOTHER girl only hours later. it is his way and this MUST  be understood or else you might get hurt. i told you he was dangerous! a dangerous casanova. i only hope he's as good at giving head as he is at mind games...for YOUR sake. but it's worth a makeout with him at dawn to find out. have fun my babies!
boycrazy interview- charlie part 3: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.
boycrazy interview- charlie part 4 from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

CHARLES SMITH PART 1- AKA "REGARDING CHARLIE":

This may be the BEST video post of a man boy I've done yet! I'm NOT joking. i tried to lube you up for this one with a 'charlie pre post'...but i don't even think that could have gotten you ready for this. 

This is Charles Smith: a pure bred, 5th generation, native Los Angelino- brentwood bitches! he's a charmer and he's dangerous. not in an evil way, but dangerous nonetheless. no one is safe when he's around. he'll make you forget that you were late for work 20 minutes ago and somehow ended up in his van headed for Mexico (which is really NOT the best idea nowadays). 

Charlie MAY or MAY NOT be a new character on the hills. all right, HE IS (i saw his handsome face in the trailer! it's not a crime to have eyes that i can see with, geeze!)...who knows if he'll end up on the cutting room floor? but that will ONLY happen if the presidents of show biz are kuh-razy! the only difference between charlie and the previous dudes on the hills is MAJOR: charlie is NOT a douchebag. 

Sometimes i worry about him. he's in that bizarre, confusing, frustrating, stressful(i could use MORE adjectives-but won't) and difficult time between being a GROWN UP MAN and a FUN TIMES BOY. i worry that his humour (yeah, spelled with a 'u')and wit will be wasted on endless nights of raging at parties all around town. 

PLUS, I'm not sure if he's happy and i wonder what will make him happy. but what i DO know is that he brings everyone around him happiness. (which is probably a lot of pressure on him.) that being said, i know 'fun times charlie' will be great no matter what, whatever he decides to do- WHENEVER he decides to do it. 

And as summertime approaches, I'll be doing a followup with him, the warriors of radness and other majorly hot babes..as they get all dressed up in their surf gear and freak us out with their crazy wave moves. i don't surf and i clearly don't know the jargon. but i will!

boycrazy interview- charlie part 1: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.


boycrazy interview- charlie part 2: from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

close encounters at target:

i don't know who the hell this guy is, but I'll refer to him as an adorable cross between tom sawyer and conan o'brian and leave it at that. he wiggles, he talks and he has bold opinions. you shouldn't even be reading this intro! you're wasting your time cuz the video speaks for itself! I'm so thankful my friend charlie has started introducing me to his bevy of young, thin, bearded friends. the first of many I'm hoping.....thanks charlie. soon I'll steal a piece of your soul too.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

this is a big deal:

CHARLES SMITH is coming! soon he will even be beamed into your tv, so you can LOOK at him, ENJOY him, FEEL his presence and stare into his eyes. all in the privacy of your own home.

if you don't quite understand, that's fine...you WILL!!!
a profile on this man/boy is coming VERY soon. xoxo