Tuesday, January 27, 2009

identity check:

If you don't have a sense of identity, DON'T worry about it! ALL you have to do is start dating as many guys as you can: all at once, or one after the other- your pick! and when they tell you about the stuff that they like:i.e. morrissey, cass mccombs, aphex twin, insert totally unknown or obscure band here- just pay attention! Listen for once in your goddamn life and take mental notes. Watch each and every one of your dudes when they hang out with their other male dude friends- and stash any good stories,jokes,man talk,bro sesh anecdotes,dude-isms,pop culture references in the pocket of your minds eye! Cuz when you break up with that guy, that bevy of newfound knowledge is in your "attracting the next dude-arsenal"! It's like we're playing Zelda! Or super mario bros! Or better yet- d and d! Work it bitches! And NEVER EVER give credit to the previous dude! He'll never know!!! This is called the college of life. Xo


Squibby said...
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Squibby said...

You obviously didn't understand the movie Reprise. This post makes me want to stick my head in an oven.