hey ASSHOLES, are you on BROSLIST YET??? what's BROSLIST? it's only the COOLEST/NEWEST/SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE!
it's a craigslist/myspace/facebook hybrid, with a sense of humor and taste!
It's free to sign up, it takes 5 minutes to create your 'Brofile' - which can double as a private surf shop, let you post pics/videos or just help you reconnect with that girl or dude you met on the beach and fucked on a sandy rock or whatevs!
a social networking site AND a classified website that enables surfers to buy, sell and trade used surf gear, find cheap places to stay all over the world, get rides to the beach and land work. even the profile questions are more fun than facebook and myspace!
use the site, share it with ALL your bros, make friends, troll for hot/chiseled/hard as a rock-surfer babes! I'M SERIOUS, it's all hot dudes! SUPER dude heavy! i CAN'T stress that enough!
hot, fit, sexy dudes....who probably ALL have big dicks. let's face it, they're not cocky for NO reason you dirty whores!
make me proud and start prowling for surfer/beach/Malibu babes now! I DID and i've been hit on by some super rad dudes already! yayzers!
these dudes are legit too; fit, toned, have jobs and a mode of transportation..... OTHER than their surfboards! cowabunga!
it's new, so start bragging to all your lame ass friends about how cool and ahead of the curve you are and how stupid they are for not being down with the future of the internet!
xoxox
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Broslist.com inspired by Bromance??
Are you a vegetarian?
wait, you're only 19? wtf?
no, i'm not a vegetarian. why? xo
i choose a different age depending how i feel. it changes day to day! xo
Hi Alexi,
I have a question for you that does not pertain to this post. When you are about to embark into sexual contact with someone you don't know that well, how do you bring up the subject of STDs? Especially if the person in question has a reputation of being promiscuous. I feel like it might offend someone if you said "I'd like to have sex with you, but I'm concerned that you have an STD." Or even if you don't suspect it, you can't be too sure of anything this day in age. I just can't think of a not-uncomfortable way to bring it up.
Thanks!
Just curious because you said you haven't had pizza in like 3 years or something....thought maybe you're a vegatarian.
why do you gotta bite my brolist post? lol.
dear anonymous,
don't be afraid to bring up being worried about stds! it's 2009 and it's WAY too scary to meet some dude and have unprotected sex OR EVEN protected sex!! it's not worth getting herpes, worts or aids! i know how you feel, i've been shy (the people pleaser in me) asking the dude who wants to be inside me to get tested for hiv and ALL the stds! of course, I get tested for EVERYTHING after EVERY dude i sleep with! that way if i ever get something, i'll have somewhat of an idea as to who gave me what! i say 'somewhat of an idea' because sometimes things show up later. thankfully, i've never contracted anything- and i'm NOT a virgin! no where close to it!
unfortunately, MOST dudes are lazy. they get all cranky and whiney and say they're clean and healthy. blah blah blah. but why do we have to do all the work?! if the dude isn't an asshole, he'll get tested! however, most dudes will need to be nudged and budged! i wish this wasn't so, cuz quite frankly, it makes the girl become a bit resentful! and who wants to be resentful in the beginning of what could be an epic beautiful blossoming romance?!
so, stick to your guns! only have sex with a condom AND never have unprotected sex. but, keep asking him to get tested. offer to go with him. hold out on sex completely if you have to! ESPECIALLY if a week has gone by and he STILL hasn't gone!
ask for a reciept too! the last guy i had sex with not only got tested (after a few weeks of me being whiney and on his case and looking as though i was really let down by his laziness AND THAT THIS REALLY MATTERED TO ME)- he took pictures of himself giving urine and having his blood drawn! AND he let me see the doctors receipt and listen to the message from the docs office saying he was all good! we both had a sense of humor about it!
so, if the guy REALLY likes you, or just REALLY wants to fuck you AND has nothing to hide: he'll get tested! you're worth it! this is not a time to be a pushover or a people pleaser, because you could die or get pregnant OR BOTH! no unprotected sex!!!!!! YOU CAN EVEN SHOW HIM THIS POST HERE. let this speak for you!
WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO, AS LONG AS HE GETS TESTED! i love you!!!
do you ever change your age to one that's older than you actually are?
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